Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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Presented by Matt and Dann

Dann Casswell and DJ Matt Setback Taylor Present BCFM’s flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme

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No Dann this week but there is an Owen! That’s Owen from Los Conios, The Radio Nasties and a few other awesome Bristol bands. For those that don’t know Owen is often described as a Soldier of love, fighting for freedom on the battlefields of the heart. Tune in. His next engagement might be with you!

Also Matt was on the show. As always.

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Once You’re done listening. Why not listen to this.

or THIS the classic and now infamous “Ladies Night” Episode from 2010.

Dann “The Context” Malhoon and DJ Max LOVEMACHINE Setback Maggee, Present BCFM’s 3rd most popular flagship alternative music and comedic discussion programme
(It could be worse… it could be in Somalian. )This Week We re feature THE LASTING DAYS like a running melodic rap battle between two Norwegian dope smugglers on the streets of New York… crossed with Nick Drake and Andrew Bird. They also sound Freakishly good on our studio equipment.
They are proper musicians… and yet they are happy to be on our show. Show them some love. Like them on Facebook. Buy them some Album, wear them some T-shirts. Do it some Fandom, yo!

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in other news, last week I attached a little Easter Egg for all our Web Based Poppits, Pimps and Pornstars…. And it seemed like a nice thing to do so while i remember ( and until someone tells me to stop doing it… ) I’m going to start dropping in one of our long lost shows from back in the day into every write up.
The first one is this one. I cannot Guarantee that it will have been edited for radio. so please… discretion is advised.

This episode originally came out the week that The Breeze radio came out. Which is purely coincidental and has nothing to do with the content of the programme.

This week on the Erotic Toast Project we have a performance poet… No wait don’t go!

Oh Come on. be a little more open minded.

She’s a fan of the show, like you. She read the whole whale story and everything.

I might ask her to record that for us actually… now there’s a thought.

As a Bonus to all our Website Hotties and Cronies… Here is an episode from a few weeks ago that failed to make it onto the website… apparently the ‘Computer had issues’ so It never got uploaded. since neither Matt nor I tend to Tune in to our own show… We figured we’d better maker sure the public got a chance to hear it . You can hear it HERE

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Matt is away. And when Matt goes away things get weird. This week things get weird between Me and my old friend Jamie. I hope you enjoy it.

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ALSO! we get to eat free Pies from the lovely people at PieMinister!
“Bristol’s favorite small chain of pies shops named after a consonant removal based pun… !”
I’ll have one from the top and three from the bottom please Carol!

Please start by reading the one below this one. It’s the first part of an erotic story about whale and a colossal Squid. Probably not good for Kids. Please do not say I didn’t warn you. Keep reading posts one after another until you reach the end of the story. Trust me it’s totally worth it. Also you’re kind of a wuss if you don’t.

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Maurice Surfaces.

He blows a huge plume of water into the air.  Breaths in deeply, charging his lungs like a battery.

Then He Dives.

Maurice swims past a sun fish, some nervous looking Krill and a shoal of Sardines.

To the deep. Towards his love
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Maurice enters the Dysphotic Zone. Dysphotic Means Twilight.  Maurice is in  the twilight zone. Better get through here fast. He thinks.

Maurice swims deeper. Past an Ore Fish.  He is almost as long as Maurice… but he is much skinnier.

Maurice swims Deeper, It gets darker and darker, until there is only Maurice. This was what the whole world felt like… Thinks Maurice… Before I found my love.
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This week’s programme featured Dan and Dave from GUKSACK, an under-appreciated pair of internet video producers. I promised I would put links to some of their stuff. so Here it is.

and also HEre and HERE!

Here in the darkness, as in all darkness… are points of light. Representing hope.
They look like stars.

Close up they look less like stars. But Maurice isn’t frightened. He is resolute.

Beyond the monsters are a shoal of luminescent jellyfish. They bathe Maurice in a strange green and blue light. The kind of light you can only see in dreams.

Beneath the Jelly fish, her tentacles waving in the water, is Calamar. Her Giant eyes see Maurice. She can see how tired he is. The effort it has taken for him to reach her.

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(this week presented by Andy (sorry I meant Andy) and Matt, since Dann wasn’t there they felt the need to mock his new found love of the Ukulele. even to this day, he has not forgiven them.)

They come together and embrace. Calamar and Maurice share one more precious moment together.
His engorged three meter genitals of massive whale like proportions slip between her slender tentacles.
She curls around hims and squeezes and rotates, the whole world is aglow with the pleasure of their forbidden lust.
He explodes in ecstasy. She squirts ink in every direction. It’s like a yinyang.

Maurice is tired. He doesn’t want to go but they both know that he will die if he stays here.

He makes his way up towards the surface.
Leaving his love behind.

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(Matt isn’t Well this week. so Dann chooses to woo him by playing songs about Illness)

UP AND UP HE SWIMS!

Smashing past the monsters.
The Ore fish reeling in his wake.
Into the twilight zone.
And Finally…
Leaping out into the air, carried by momentum, Jubilation and the love in his heart.
Then he breathes. but it is a breathe of sadness.
It will take him hours to recover.
To fill his thick black blood with Oxygen and be ready to go again.

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Notes:
Maurice is a Sperm Whale
Calamar is a Colossal Squid.

This week we are playing a song from each of the artists mentioned in Amanda Palmer’s Ukulele Anthem and also Ukulele Anthem by Amanda Palmer. Matt is going to hate this week, but He’ll just have to in deal with it.

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We skipped another week.
This is getting shambollic.

Welcome to post modernity where everything you love will turn out to be a holly empty shell of what it promised to be.

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Yes. This is the episode featuring NONE OTHER THAN the TRANSPERSONALS as forecast last week.

Please refer to last weeks write-up for details.
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This Aint US.

BCFM decided that the world needed to hear them coming live from Mr Wolfs so we got booted from the shedual.

Next week though… It’s gonna get good as we have an interview with THE TRANSPERSONALS. Bristols best phychodellic death cult/guitar band. Enjoy this sneaky peak. also go to one of their gigs. Clean up your kitchen. Wash your hands. Stop masturbating all the time. Get yourself a career. Sort out your retirement plan. Take the bull by the horns. Grab that horny bull and pull with both hands. Who Knows What Could HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

Christ.

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This week Featured the MIGHTY Clayton Blizzard as well as the equally amazing Ratface.

They were here promoting a Benefit for Bristol City Council Strikers’ UNISON hardship fund – which was actually going on at the same time as the programme.

For more details of similar upcoming events… Click HERE

For a picture of a sperm whale… Click HERE

To actually listen to the show….
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Just remember to skip through the god-dam news!

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This Week We have the début of TIGER FACE! a track so amazing that it may end up being played every week.

NEXT WEEK! we are having Clayton Blizzard and possibly Ratface.